feedthesofa:

When your friend shares someones nudes with you

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

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guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

singing the wrong lyrics when singing along to ur favourite song

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(Source: liveinphoenix)

ludacrisp:

WHEN TEACHERS FORGET TO CHECK THE HOMEWORK YOU DIDN’T DO

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poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

breadzepplin:

those kids who blow their nose in the middle of class and you can hear every possible specimen ever coming out of them

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(Source: microwayne)